Kk, cutting a long story short my computer at home stopped working as in died..., ¬_¬, so i havent been online for a long time (if you didn't notice i might attack you!) but im trying to fix this problem so i can start spamming your inbox with random pointless pictures and mindless jokes ^-^.

so on with our weekly (hopefully) aussome joke (spellcheck aussome)

there is a man lost in an ancient forest and it's getting late but on a strange turn of luck he finds a house. the man quickly decides that he needs somewhere to stay for the night and knocks on the door. an old man answers the door and asks him what he wants, the man explains his situation and the old man agrees, but also warns him to leeve his daughter alone or he will exact upon him the three worst chinese tortures known to man, the young man thinks that there will be no problem as the daughter cant be to young looking at the age of the old man. eventually dinner comes and both men and the daughter sit down for food and to the young mans suprise the daughter is young and beautifull and cant stop looking at him but the young man remembers the old mans warning and tries to ignore her.
it comes time for bed and the young man cant stop thinking about hte daughter so late in the night he sneaks into her room for a night of love and passion, and satisfied and tired the young man returns to his room, the next morning the man wakes to find a large rock rapped in string on his chest with a note: chineese torture 1 large rock on chest. the young man thinks if thats the best the old man can do he should be fine so he takes the rock and throws it out of the window on the window is another note:chineese torture 2 left testicle tied to rock. the man quickly decides that a few broken bones are better than castration and jumps from the window he then notices a note written on his hand :chineese torture 3 left testicle tied to bed post.

i will also be posting (scanning whatever) some of my advances in scetching and pencil work soon (no laughing please) see you soon ^-^